“Laura Stewart's eyes
fluttered open to see Charlie Adams' hand hanging limply from the side of the
examination table. She was still huddled on the floor, one arm gripping the
pipes below the sink as if they were a life preserver. For a second, she had no
idea where she was or how she had gotten there. She looked at the hand with
confusion. His index finger was extended, reminding her of that painting on the
ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. It was at this moment, with Charlie's finger
pointed delicately toward the tiled floor, that Laura remembered George
Rayburn. He had disappeared, sucked into the mini-universe that had unfolded
across Charlie's body.”
--From my novel, “The Secret of the Sky”
I own an old Razor3 flip phone. It’s about seven years old,
has the original battery and refuses to die. I have a love/hate relationship
with cellphones. My wife insists I have one. I drive down a lot of isolated
country roads on the way to work and back. I also have some physical problems
that make it necessary that I have one with me at all times. But other than
that, I hate the suckers. A couple of years ago I thought I had lost it. My
first emotion was one of relief, but then I found it the bottom of my backpack.
Bummer.
Why would I feel this way about cellphones and electronics
in general? I mean my writing obsession depends upon a computer and the Internet
access. I’m using my computer now to write this spectacular piece of prose. Yet
a part of me hates it.
I like to say I’m an analog guy in a digital world. Chevrolet
says I should have something called a tablet. Oh, they love tablets, that
General Motors. They harp on it continually in their training videos. They
assume that all the Chevy salesmen out there want one or already have one. It’s
one of the conceits that show how out of touch they are with the guys on the
front line selling their iron.
But that’s another story.
This whole thing with Smart Phones bugs the crap out of me. I
cringe when I see one. I was at the doctor’s office the other day. There were
twelve people sitting in the waiting room, and seven of them were staring at
their phones. Six of them were women. Can someone tell me what they hell are
they looking at?
I suspect that my old Razor has lasted so because I don’t
use it much. At one time I had 4000 unused minutes in my ATT&T account. I
don’t like talking on the phone. I have a nephew that will confirm that. The
battery always goes dead on me because I forget to charge it. It usually gives
up the ghost when I’m driving down one of those country roads I mentioned
earlier.
I miss party lines. (Look it up.)
This brings me back to my writing. Without a computer and a
little help from Microsoft Word 2010, I would still be dreaming of red ’57
T-Birds stuffed in the corner of my backyard on Lark Street. The magic of a keyboard
opened something up in me I didn’t know I had. To be honest, it gave me a
reason to struggle on when times were at their roughest. It’s doing the same
thing for me now. I am eternally grateful.
But I refuse to ever consider a Smart Phone. I don’t want to
check my email, go on Facebook, surf the net and whatever the hell there else
there is to do while waiting to see the doctor. That’s why God invented books
and magazines. My good friend Scott McDonald bought me a Kindle, and I’ve never
used it. Here I am hawking to anyone that will listen to buy my books, but I
don’t participate in the process at all. As I said, I’m an analog guy in a
digital world.
There’s something sick about that, isn’t there?
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